Wednesday, January 9, 2008

SEVERE CLEAR....FOR A DAY OR TWO

9JAN08. Wednesday. Well, the weather has broken....for a couple of days. Just enough to get the mud out of your clothes and start again. A good Buddy of mine (Kenny) is in Iraq doing the work-movie-sleep routine (for him). The local area Scout Master sent the below joke, so don't blame me. Another day in Paridise. Will update when I Can. Doug

JOKE HERE-----
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the druggist tells her, "I f you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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