27FEB08. Wednesday. Well, I'm hesitant to unpack all my gear at this point. Got word that I might be moving into another (read larger) Room. Yeah!! RHIP. Going from 12 Square Feet to 20 Square Feet. Now I'll be able to put my pants on while standing up. Ahh, the simple things in life. Now for my daily motivation. Personally, I us visualization techniques. That is to say, I envision what life will be like when I return home. Sunday morning sharing the paper with my wife on the back porch. Beachin' it with the Family. Fishing, Bonfires, etc. In consonance with this vision, the following was provided my good buddy Jim.
I have not traveled Europe. Looks like a trip to Austria is in order.
Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend?
What do you ask a pedestrian when you want to mail a letter, 'Excuse me, where's the Fucking Post Office?' And, perhaps, it's just like in America...you can never find the Fucking Police when you need them!
NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDSWHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FUCKING!
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